Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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