She's JV to your varsity
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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