I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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