her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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