and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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