There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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