would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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