I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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