No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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