So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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