just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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