ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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