Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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