the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Let's get the cat blown out
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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