he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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