just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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