The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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