we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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