If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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