Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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