I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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