break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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