i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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