Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
This is my gift to your gina
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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