It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The air taste purple.
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