Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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