Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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