what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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