Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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