You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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