my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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