He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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