We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Randomize
