Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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