Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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