We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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