we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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