I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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