so that wasnt chicken after all
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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