What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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