I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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