that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
