Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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