I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
