whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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