I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
