i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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