this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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