is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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