It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
A+ Viking dick
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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