There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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